okaysizedbangtheory:

i always wanted to find you waldo

but not like this

not like this

anyone wanna snapchat me or rp syder or something with me on kik?

kik is blakeoverstreet

misha-bawlins:

hayleytonks:

danisnotafaggot:

gay marriage is legal in the sims god damn it real world sort your shit out

lets talk about sims for a minute

in sims, your appearance doesn’t matter. you can pursue what career you want and not get paid less for being a certain gender. you can change your sim’s gender or life at any time. what other sims care about is if you’re nice or if you kick over their gnome.

just saying

also men in sims 2 can get pregnant by aliens 

hauntful:

you give me a boner.

not a penis boner.

but a boner in my heart.

a heart on.

an affection erection

sherlocksmyth:

I have a friend who is dyslexic and one time he said “I put the sexy into dyslexia”and he waited for like thirty seconds and just went “fuck”.

-emmaaa:

Chandler: I don’t dance at weddings… Because weddings are a great place to meet women, and when I dance, I look like this…

yesterday I was really mad and now im really sad 

the fuck is wrong with me

I don’t wanna make any one depressed or anything on Christmas Eve.

But I’m really really sad that Cory’s not here this christmas.

I mean I  never knew him Im just really sad.

i’m really mad that he’s gone.

an actual conversation i overheard on the trainperson 1: i'm not against gay marriage but i feel sorry for people with 2 dads
person 2: what? why?
person 1: they have to put up with twice the dad jokes
person 2: omfg